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  • Neil
    Admin

    • May 2004
    • 6129

    #1

    Noonmark 1/29

    Noonmark - VFTT ''group'' hike.

    Normally, one wouldn't write a TR for a mountain like NM however yesterday's hike was specialbecause ofthe company.
    We got to the TH at 9:00 and there were lots of cars pulling in so I walked around asking people if they were from VFTT and got a few blank stares. Then I remembered: a grey Honda Odyssey van was what I was waiting for, and sure enough in pulls Crazymama. What a surprise when along with Crazymama, two Crazygrandmas piled out. My eye quickly scanned their flatland snowshoes and I thought to myself, ''This should be interesting'' And indeed it was, I was treated to a great day in inspiring company.

    The lower reaches of NM are fairly flat and we cruised along chatting and getting acquainted enjoying the warm temps under sunny skies. Gradually the pitch steepened and those flatland shoes were a hindrance, especially with all the ice on the trail. No problem at first, we skirted the tough sections by going thru the bush. Finally it was too steep for the shoes and out came the crampons, 4 point insteppers which were far and away less effective than my wife's and my MSR's which stuck like glue to whatever the trail dished out. After a while it was obvious that those insteppers were nobody's friend so Sylvie and I insisted that Lyle and Nancy take our 10 pointers which weren’t doing anybody any good sitting in our packs.

    We were fairly high on the mtn. when the gals made finally accepted and made the changeover to ''real '' crampons and the words tenacity and determination come readily to mind when I reflect on how they ascended some of those steep icy sections before making the switch.

    With everyone wearing 10 pointers or MSR’s we made the summit upon which we lounged, ate, took pictures etc.
    (Techie note: MSR snowshoes were far and away more effective than instep crampons yesterday. I’ve never used the insteps but they seemed rather useless in Saturday’s conditions which were ice, covered with an inch or two of semi-consolidated snow)

    The descent was handled very well by the MSR’s although I did wind up on my butt once while trying to telemark ski with them. A little coaching and encouragement got the mid-sixties grandmother first-time crampon users (these women had guts!) down without mishap and we ended our day with dinner at the Ausable Inn.
    The best, the most successful adventurer, is the one having the most fun.
  • redhawk
    Senior Resident Curmudgeon
    • Jan 2004
    • 10929

    #2
    How did it go with the RINO Neil?
    "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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    • Neil
      Admin

      • May 2004
      • 6129

      #3
      You know what? I turned the thing on and there was this stupid dancing banana on the screen!
      Otherwise it worked perfectly. The WP's weren't arranged as a route so while I was on the summit I put 'em in in reverse order as a route. When downloading from the computer is it possible to specify that you want a route or does it just load the WP's individually?
      The best, the most successful adventurer, is the one having the most fun.

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      • Gray Ghost
        46er#6729
        • Sep 2004
        • 1319

        #4
        shoes

        I just got a pair of what I now believe are "flatland" snowshoes. What is the difference between flatlanders and those for climbing? This is my first year snowshoeing.
        http://www.adkwildernessguide.com

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        • redhawk
          Senior Resident Curmudgeon
          • Jan 2004
          • 10929

          #5
          Originally posted by Neil
          You know what? I turned the thing on and there was this stupid dancing banana on the screen!
          Otherwise it worked perfectly. The WP's weren't arranged as a route so while I was on the summit I put 'em in in reverse order as a route. When downloading from the computer is it possible to specify that you want a route or does it just load the WP's individually?
          You can make a route selecting whatever waypoints you have inthe RINO, then download them as a route. Or else download the waypoints and then "connect the dots"

          Did you turn on the tracks? If you did and then saved the Track Log, you can download the tracks into the software and it will show up as a route.
          "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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          • lumberzac
            Beware of the Lumberzac
            • Apr 2004
            • 1730

            #6
            Originally posted by Gray Ghost
            I just got a pair of what I now believe are "flatland" snowshoes. What is the difference between flatlanders and those for climbing? This is my first year snowshoeing.
            Snowshoes meant for climbing will have metal cleats on them that help give you traction when going up and down hills.
            A man needs to believe in something. I believe I'll go hiking.

            http://community.webshots.com/user/lumberzac

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            • Kevin
              **BANNED**
              • Nov 2003
              • 5857

              #7
              Originally posted by Neil
              my wife's and my MSR's which stuck like glue to whatever the trail dished out.
              I was able to ascend Marcy yesterday using only my MSR Denalis. It was icy in spots but they had great traction and when I needed to 'dig in' to the ice (climbing on my toes up the steepest sections) they performed admirably.

              On the way down I switched to 10 point crampons, which made those steep sections easier. Someone with the MSR Ascents went sliding 20+ feet when the shoes came out from under him. I suspected as much would happen if I stuck with the Denalis going down.

              Noonmark's a fun hike and I'd like to do it again on a day like yesterday (1-30-05 was perfect winter climbing weather). Our views were obscured but you could tell they would usually be rather awesome based on the geography of that area.

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              • Judgeh
                Member
                • Jun 2004
                • 1291

                #8
                Originally posted by Neil
                You know what? I turned the thing on and there was this stupid dancing banana on the screen!
                Now THAT'S funny!

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                • Dick
                  somewhere out there...
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2821

                  #9
                  I'm reading a trip report about Noonmark and all I see is that it's normally not a mountain one would report on (why???), comments about flatlanders, 4 pts., 10 pts., MSRs, RINOs, and waypoints. So...how was the HIKE!

                  Dick

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                  • Neil
                    Admin

                    • May 2004
                    • 6129

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dick
                    I'm reading a trip report about Noonmark and all I see is that it's normally not a mountain one would report on (why???), comments about flatlanders, 4 pts., 10 pts., MSRs, RINOs, and waypoints. So...how was the HIKE!

                    Dick
                    Hike?...Oh yeah, there was a hike. Either my eyes were glued to the RINO, I was gallantly assisting the charming grandmothers up the steep sections or I was cracking jokes so I can't remember much about any hike.

                    I wouldn't normally have done a TR cuz Noonmark is such a puny runt of a mountain.

                    Ok, the hike was great. The forest was one of the most beautiful I've travelled through, I particularly liked the birches at around 3000 feet. As you approach the top, say 500 feet vertical therefrom, you have tremendous views of the precipiced summit mass and you think, that's where we go?

                    As some of you may know, you are literally sorrounded by high peaks of which there is an unobstructed 360 degree view.

                    (How'm I doin' Dick, ya gonna give a high mark?)

                    Allthough it was slightly chilly in the morning we were able to lounge comfortably on the summit while the warm air masses blowing in from the west gently caressed our faces as we admired the rugged beauty of the Adirondack landscape.

                    The descent was tricky in spots and I was wishing I had some webbing for the ladies who were pretty nervous walking straight downhill. They kept wanting to turn sideways and I was worried one of them was going to wipe out and suffer an injury of some sort. That never happened and a good time was had by all. (Even it was only Noomark )
                    The best, the most successful adventurer, is the one having the most fun.

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                    • redhawk
                      Senior Resident Curmudgeon
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10929

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Neil
                      I wouldn't normally have done a TR cuz Noonmark is such a puny runt of a mountain.
                      Obviously, You don't have asthma or emphysema. If you did, you would know that there is no such thing as a "puny runt of a mountain"
                      "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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                      • Neil
                        Admin

                        • May 2004
                        • 6129

                        #12
                        Originally posted by redhawk
                        Obviously, You don't have asthma or emphysema. If you did, you would know that there is no such thing as a "puny runt of a mountain"
                        How about Mount Royal here in Montreal?
                        The best, the most successful adventurer, is the one having the most fun.

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                        • Neil
                          Admin

                          • May 2004
                          • 6129

                          #13
                          I was going to keep this to myself but after the joke correspondant letter I'm sure there are people who will say that I got my just desserts.

                          When we arrived at the summit of Noonmark we sat down in the sun on the bare rock and prepared to enjoy lunch when a rather unusual man appeared in the trees just below the summit. He looked more like someone you'd see begging a handout near a subway station entrance than on an Adk summit but there he was. His hair was long and greasy and his clothes were torn and covered in grime. When he aproached us I could see that his eyes were full of a viscous yellow pus. He opened his mouth to speak and there were only 5 or 6 blackened teeth set in his slime covered gums.

                          To top it all off he stank to high heaven. Kind of a rank, unwashed crotch type of thing only intensified beyond belief.

                          My first thought was to protect the women but it turned out it was me he was interested in. He pulled an arthritic hand out of his filthy mitten and beckoned me towards him. What could I do? Over I went to where he stood, holding my breath, He had an old leather satchel slung over his shoulder and out of it he pulled a piece of crumpled and greasy paper that he thrust hastily into my hand. All the while he kept staring at me with an evil pus filled eye as if he half expected me to take off.

                          I nervously opened the paper and to my astonishment it was written that this poor afflicted man was my 46er correspondant! I looked up at him in surprise but his gaze remained averted. I looked downwards on the page and what do you know, in perfect gothic script was written this:

                          ''Neil, you shall never play a joke on the forum again or the CIRCLE will be broken forever.''

                          I loked up in order to confront him with this but amazingly he was gone. I looked everywhere but never found so much as a footprint in the snow.

                          I opened my hand to examine the paper and all that was left were a few ashes. I carefully placed them in an empty lexan bottle and when I got home I added water. Wonders will never cease for inside that bottle I now have my very own 3 dimensional dancing banana!
                          Last edited by Neil; 02-01-2005, 09:39 PM.
                          The best, the most successful adventurer, is the one having the most fun.

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                          • redhawk
                            Senior Resident Curmudgeon
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10929

                            #14
                            I don't know what the Hell Neil is drinking but I want a 55 gallon drum of it!!
                            "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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                            • Rik
                              H-E-R-O
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 1000247

                              #15
                              I guess the dancing bananas finally got to him. He's cracked. Anyone that would take the time to make up:
                              To top it all off he stank to high heaven. Kind of a rank, unwashed crotch type of thing only intensified beyond belief.
                              has certainly lost what was left of his mind.
                              Die Free and Live

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