Underwater Architect

[serotonin]

This clever individual has built a well-crafted home.

Located within a very pretty trout stream, bids will be accepted starting at $100,000. This idyllic structure measures 1/8" x 7/16". A survivalist's dream.

Serious inquiries only, Please.

[sacco]

nice, but why pay 100,000 beans when you can make your own for about 20 cents?

[serotonin]

Sacco...

Your's is merely artificial. (Might fool a trout though).

I'm not budging on my price.

[sacco]

but yours is really just a rental property. mine is much more permanant

[serotonin]

Rental Nothin'!

This is a real Home......And the stream is included. 4"x4".
Ideal for spineless invertabrates...
but you'll have to remove the existing tenant.

...fair Warning. They are nastier and more relentless than some individuals
presenting a so-called backbone.

Nonetheless... a trout will swallow both.