Something happened today, and it will probably require more than 5000 words to describe.
That means that it could take me more time to type it than it takes to fish it.
I can't afford to do that.
I'd also get wretchedly sick if I had to listen to seventeen installments of One-day-of-Sero-fishing.
So let's just say that this involves nice cold water, kickin' trout, and some wicked flies. It's also about being in the right place at the right time.
I almost feel the need to apologize to wB, marz, cw, ph, ness, and everyone else (you know who you are) ordin...?, who so valiantly go out there and still gather the strength to share their cool **** w/ everyone else. I used to do the stream reports 5-7 days per week, on 3 different web sites, and I just can't do that anymore.
So, I just wanna say that I haven't left you guys behind.
It just cuts into my fishin' time.
...
Today was such a good one though, I just thought I'd share it w/ you.
Nonetheless, I hesitate to begin this next sentence.
...Olives, Flying Ants, two types of Caddis...maybe three, Isonychia/Slates, millions of midges, and White Flies (in October!)...
All in various stages!!!
Each and every Fish seemed to become Super-Selective.
Try to figure that one out!
That's what I tried to do...
[I'll give ya a hint: buggers and streamers were worse than worms.
My buddy, two miles upstream, didn't even catch a hatch.
He might as well have been 5000 miles away].
And there was nobody else fishing...
Nobody.
For a million miles.
Just me.
...tryin' to figure out, what those fish were thinkin'...

Sorry... no pictures.
That means that it could take me more time to type it than it takes to fish it.
I can't afford to do that.
I'd also get wretchedly sick if I had to listen to seventeen installments of One-day-of-Sero-fishing.
So let's just say that this involves nice cold water, kickin' trout, and some wicked flies. It's also about being in the right place at the right time.
I almost feel the need to apologize to wB, marz, cw, ph, ness, and everyone else (you know who you are) ordin...?, who so valiantly go out there and still gather the strength to share their cool **** w/ everyone else. I used to do the stream reports 5-7 days per week, on 3 different web sites, and I just can't do that anymore.
So, I just wanna say that I haven't left you guys behind.
It just cuts into my fishin' time.
...
Today was such a good one though, I just thought I'd share it w/ you.
Nonetheless, I hesitate to begin this next sentence.
...Olives, Flying Ants, two types of Caddis...maybe three, Isonychia/Slates, millions of midges, and White Flies (in October!)...
All in various stages!!!
Each and every Fish seemed to become Super-Selective.
Try to figure that one out!
That's what I tried to do...
[I'll give ya a hint: buggers and streamers were worse than worms.
My buddy, two miles upstream, didn't even catch a hatch.
He might as well have been 5000 miles away].
And there was nobody else fishing...
Nobody.
For a million miles.
Just me.
...tryin' to figure out, what those fish were thinkin'...

Sorry... no pictures.
....but,I imagine... when you hit the right button...their little eyes lit up and Bingo!!!
...BTW, I miss your artistic humour....but,I know the trouts are always waiting.....til next time...have fun!!!
For additional insult, a few fish would rise near my knees. Many consistent risers would cruise an area about 10 feet in diameter. If the cast was late, the fish wouldn't even be there!
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