With all the rain, 10 things to remember from Noah's Ark

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  • redhawk
    Senior Curmudgeon
    • Jan 2004
    • 10929
    #1

    With all the rain, 10 things to remember from Noah's Ark



    ONE: Don't miss the boat.

    TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

    THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

    FOUR: Stay fit.
    When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

    FIVE: Don't listen to critics;
    just get on with the job that needs to be done.

    SIX: Build your future on high ground.

    SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

    EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage.
    The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

    NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.

    TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    Last edited by Kevin; 10-14-2005, 01:54 PM. Reason: trying to make picture load properly
    "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson
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    • Kevin
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      • Nov 2003
      • 5857
      #2
      Cute. (moving to the forum discussion area since the dacks don't have any arks )

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        • AdkWiley
          Member
          • Mar 2005
          • 331
          #3
          Originally posted by Kevin
          Cute. (moving to the forum discussion area since the dacks don't have any arks )
          ACtually if you take 9n from keene twords jay you pass a motel called the Adirondack Ark! They even have a make shift ark, well i think thats what its supposed to be atleast. But i wouldnt be running down to that place if the water starts rising haha
          "It's not where your from, it's where your at."

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            • redhawk
              Senior Curmudgeon
              • Jan 2004
              • 10929
              #4
              Originally posted by Kevin
              Cute. (moving to the forum discussion area since the dacks don't have any arks )
              Just cause you haven't seen one doesn't mean there isn't one here!
              "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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                • Kevin
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 5857
                  #5
                  Originally posted by redhawk
                  Just cause you haven't seen one doesn't mean there isn't one here!
                  It's in the shape of a cougar, right?

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                    • redhawk
                      Senior Curmudgeon
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10929
                      #6
                      Actually I think someone used it for firewood!!
                      "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson

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