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A Boy Comes Down To Breakfast.
Since They Live On A Farm, His Mother Asks If He Had Done His Chores.
'not Yet' Said The Boy.
His Mother Tells Him No Breakfast Until He Does His Chores.
Well He's A Little Ticked Off. So He Goes To Feed The Chickens, And He Kicks A Chicken.
He Goes To Feed The Cows, And He Kicks A Cow.
He Goes To Feed The Pigs And He Kicks A Pig.
He Goes Back In For Breakfast And His Mother Gives Him A Bowl Of Dry Cereal.
'how Come I Don't Get Any Eggs And Bacon? And Why Don't I Have Any Milk In My Cereal?' He Asks.
'well,' His Mother Says, 'i Saw You Kick A Chicken, So You Don't Get Any Eggs For A Week.
I Saw You Kick The Pig So You Don't Get Any Bacon For A Week.
I Saw You Kick The Cow, So For A Week You Aren't Getting Any Milk.'
Just Then, His Father Comes Down For Breakfast And Kicks The Cat Half Way A Cross The Kitchen.
The Boy Looks Up At His Mother With A Smile And Says, 'you Going
To Tell Him, Or Should I?
Since They Live On A Farm, His Mother Asks If He Had Done His Chores.
'not Yet' Said The Boy.
His Mother Tells Him No Breakfast Until He Does His Chores.
Well He's A Little Ticked Off. So He Goes To Feed The Chickens, And He Kicks A Chicken.
He Goes To Feed The Cows, And He Kicks A Cow.
He Goes To Feed The Pigs And He Kicks A Pig.
He Goes Back In For Breakfast And His Mother Gives Him A Bowl Of Dry Cereal.
'how Come I Don't Get Any Eggs And Bacon? And Why Don't I Have Any Milk In My Cereal?' He Asks.
'well,' His Mother Says, 'i Saw You Kick A Chicken, So You Don't Get Any Eggs For A Week.
I Saw You Kick The Pig So You Don't Get Any Bacon For A Week.
I Saw You Kick The Cow, So For A Week You Aren't Getting Any Milk.'
Just Then, His Father Comes Down For Breakfast And Kicks The Cat Half Way A Cross The Kitchen.
The Boy Looks Up At His Mother With A Smile And Says, 'you Going
To Tell Him, Or Should I?
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