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  • redhawk
    Senior Curmudgeon
    • Jan 2004
    • 10929
    #1

    Kids

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The Teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the Matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Without batting an eye, Dad responded, "Got drunk once and had sex With a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

    Hawk
    "If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." Lyndon B. Johnson
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    • centerfield
      #2
      now that's funny - thanks

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        • RC
          Woods Runner
          • Mar 2005
          • 333
          #3
          very nice
          "Lead by Example, Follow by Choice"

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            • Skyclimber
              SAFE CLIMBING
              • Dec 2003
              • 1086
              #4
              Now that's the funniest, I've read in a long time. Thanks Hawk.
              "It is easier to become a Forty-Sixer than to be one. The art of the being is to keep one's sense of wonder after the excitement of the game is over."

              Paul Jamieson Class of '58

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                • 1ADAM12
                  Should I Jump?????????????
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 356
                  #5
                  Yeah that was a good one!

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