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  • Starshadow
    • Apr 2007
    • 189

    #1

    Camping tips

    Came across a few, hope they will come in handy to someone one day,

    When smoking a fish, never inhale.

    Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

    You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.

    Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be worn camping. Buy only those that read "Beat on a rock in stream."

    Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.

    In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.

    Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants

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    Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
    Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring
    comes and the grass grows by itself.

    Zen Proverb
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    Dream Farmer
    • Apr 2005
    • 899

    #2
    Good Ones!
    But if you have a little wire basket and some asbestos, you can make the naval thing work....as long as it's an "inee"....and you don't spill the gasoline on your lap.
    What it is is in your head !

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