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Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-28-2008, 09:16 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
I found this ad in my wanderings. Apparently at...

I found this ad in my wanderings. Apparently at least one serious bigfoot researcher is out there. Supposedly it appeared on Craig's List. I leave this up to you, the reader, to ponder it's, uh,...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-27-2008, 11:47 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Ok, the hair has been plucked from a bodily...

Ok, the hair has been plucked from a bodily location of my choosing (probably better that you don't know from where). All I need you to do is buy a minimum of 50 of my "Hawkins Hat" raffle tickets,...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-27-2008, 11:40 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
So how many "Hawkins "Hat" raffle tickets can I...

So how many "Hawkins "Hat" raffle tickets can I put you down for? Drifter already comitted for 10. You gonna pass up on a genuine piece of Adirondakiana?
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-25-2008, 11:24 AM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c28/Redikulus_19...

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c28/Redikulus_1980/thumb_Pennywise20the20clown.jpg



Some women find us irresistably sexy. They scream about it, too. :cool:
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-24-2008, 08:38 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
No turning back now. I gotta keep it real so...

No turning back now. I gotta keep it real so folks don't get all wierded out, wondering if there's a human or a bigfoot behind this poster.

However, you will be excited to learn that I'm raffling...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-24-2008, 07:20 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
OK, I guess you guys are all too smart for me. ...

OK, I guess you guys are all too smart for me. From now on, I'll use a real picture of myself instead of that country bumpkin one I found while digging through my neighbor's garbage can. This...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-23-2008, 10:33 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Would it help if I send you a hair (from a...

Would it help if I send you a hair (from a location of my choosing :eek: ) to help you analyze whether I am related or not?
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-22-2008, 07:40 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Why do I feel like I'm being picked on? I...

Why do I feel like I'm being picked on?

I used to think I existed until my ex-girlfriend said I don't. Now I know why nobody's been buying my custom-designed Hawkins magnetic decals. So much...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-22-2008, 01:18 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
In the movie "Easyriders", Peter Fonda is inside...

In the movie "Easyriders", Peter Fonda is inside a church and reads something off a wall which says "If God did not exist, man would have to invent him." I think this aptly describes the bigfoot...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-21-2008, 09:49 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Hey, you! I have more posts than you! Respect...

Hey, you! I have more posts than you! Respect your elders! :gripe: :cool:
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-20-2008, 09:01 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Really, I'm not. But I appreciate your taking...

Really, I'm not. But I appreciate your taking the time to substantiate your belief. My rebuttal...



That's not the issue. Nobody is saying they saw a Gigantopithecus. People say they...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Just fer laffs... ...

Just fer laffs...

http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bigfoot.gif
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-20-2008, 06:26 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Reckon I don't know what yer talkin about. My...

Reckon I don't know what yer talkin about. My feet are too small for me to be a bigfoot (size 12). Actually one foot is a size 12.5...old injury, long story. :(
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-20-2008, 04:54 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
I would be inclined to disbelieve you. In all...

I would be inclined to disbelieve you. In all these years of bigfoot "sightings", nobody anywhere ever found a den where bigfoots (plural "bigfeet"?) hole up, never found a skeleton, or tools, or...
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-18-2008, 04:33 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Hey Driifter, do them there feet come with...

Hey Driifter, do them there feet come with toenails or must they be purchased separately?
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 05-17-2008, 11:37 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
From what I understand about their migration...

From what I understand about their migration patterns, they're always seen alongside roadways by folks who just frequented the local pub and are Art Bell fans.
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 11-02-2007, 03:01 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
My money's on the bear. As we can see by his...

My money's on the bear. As we can see by his avatar, he's for real.
Forum: Adirondack Wildlife 11-01-2007, 05:02 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 185,457
Posted By Lute Hawkins
Did anybody think to ask Growly Bear about...

Did anybody think to ask Growly Bear about sasquatches? If'n anybody would know about them, I'll bet he'd know.
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